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said by the unemployed used car salesman college grad



with love

I didn't sell used cars, didn't like the used car manager, so I only sold new cars. LOL.

Wait, are you saying I'm not house broken?

Did you SEE me with that elephant?

Is that discipline or WHAT!?



Well, and Jody doesn't care about housebroken anyway....its about the love.

Lets tackle these things in order.

1) Crazy - You obviously haven't spent any time with me. TJ spent a whole day with me in the Pinz. So I blame this on HIM!!!!

2) Corning - I only live in Corning because I could not find any place in NY that would allow me to live there and still be between Elmira and Alfred. The good folks in Bath actually refused to let me move there. I now moon them everytime I drive past Bath on the highway.

3) Used Cars? - You sell cars????? Drat! That makes you a step above me in the respectability food chain.

4) TJ isn't housebroken - That elephant not with standing.... Notice Jody has not responded further.... He's THINKING about it!!!!! Jody, TJ isn't housebroken and his ____ can be confused with elephants!!!! It's true! I live in Corning. Would I lie to you?????

Today's Fun Fact: There are 3 (three, count 'em three) Pinzgauers in Corning (counting mine of course). I think that says a lot right there!

Timothy

Sorry Tim, Jody already adopted me. I now have my own bedroom and everything.

If my grades are good next semester, he said I can have any new truck I want, because he's rich, and loves to buy things.

Maybe Dan will adopt you, he needs someone who considers unemployed car salesman to be an upward mobility position.

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OR

DADDY JODY, um, I was thinking, if
I were to have a brother, like little Timmy, that would be even MORE awsomeness....and, despite his shedding and fixation with large craps, I could baby sit him if you have to leave us alone, so we wouldn't be any bother, I'd walk him and everything!

OK Jody. I see how it is. You are choosing to leave me in life's orphanage. I understand. Not everyone gets to borrow your Jag or Hummer. It's OK. I understand.

I guess the only thing left for me is to do is the mature and grown up thing. Yes, I'm going to Moon your house. Now do I have to schedule a time to moon you? I don't want to miss you if you are out playing in the park with TJ. Or out riding around in the Jag with TJ. Or climbing on the roof of a Hummer that is sinking in a lake, and will probably never run again, with TJ.

I guess I just didn't have enough experience breaking things.

< Quick pause to allow me to wipe a tear from my eye so I can continue typing.>


I guess I'll go see if my new friend Dan will let me go test drive some brand new cars. I hear he likes people from Corning. And maybe I will get the oppurtunity to build up some experience breaking things.

Sob.....

Timothy

He crys too much....maybe find a new little brother instead?

Hey Dan,

Jody doesn't want to adopt me and TJ is being mean to me. We should go out and test drive some cars. Know anybody at the Jag dealership?????

Timothy

Nope sure don't.

too funny!